|"Yes, Watson--I mean Alison--making this sequel was|
1) So we go from Vigo Mortensen’s wonderfully quirky and creepy Lucifer in a key supporting role to....Cosplay Bernard Cumberbatch in what amounts to a starring role.
Not to evoke a cliche, but O, How The Mighty Have Fallen.
2) This is so obviously a stand alone horror film retrofitted to become a Prophecy sequel, and no amount of references to ‘monkeys’ and an AIM Chat with ‘Joseph_1995‘(Really, movie? REALY?) will convince me otherwise.
3) I’m one of the few men of my generation who doesn’t get Kari Wuhrer and actually doesn’t find her attractive at all. And her Alison doesn’t quite work. She’s required to be this broken woman, and the most Wuhrer manages is to appear half asleep. She’s barely a type, let alone a character.
4) The reason the revelation concerning John Light’s Reigert doesn’t work is simple--writer/director Joel Soisson tips his hand waaaay too early, relying on our assuming things based on the original trilogy to hide his real identity. Plus, you know, he’s the only guy who wears all black, so there’s that.
|This pretty much is all Kari Wuhrer does throughout the|
5) While I give the film credit for actually setting their Rumanian shot film in Rumania, there’s no reason for it to be set in Rumania....especially given that one of your main characters is American, and the other two are British (what, Lucifer doesn’t know how to speak Rumanian?).
6) Okay, I get that there could be body swapping demons in this universe because the mythology never said they didn’t exist. But it’s obviously a cost cutting measure (you know, like shooting in Rumania) to avoid any sort of special effects....
7) You know, Soisson was involved in the original trilogy. So he has to be aware of how, in his effort to force his film into Prophecy continuity, he contradicts some of the mythology of those films. Justifying how the demon Belial kills people by ripping out their hearts because ‘the heart is the seat of the soul’ only muddles what was established in the original trilogy. And deciding suddenly that angels don’t have bodies and have to grab ‘skin suits’ is insanely silly.
|Yep...pretty much how I felt watching this crap....|
8) So why exactly did you hire Doug ‘Pinhead’ Bradley and shove him in a nothing role just so you can have him have a short conversation with Cosplay Benedict Cumberbatch? It’s not like the conversation is, you know, interesting or anything.
9) Especially given that the first film concerned ‘the original Bible,’ you know what would be an interesting MacGuffin for these last two films? Anything but another crazy supernatural Bible.
10) I think the biggest problem with this film is that it seems to toss away the themes of faith and religion in favor of what amounts to a haunted house story and the way the tragedy contained within the house affects the children. All the Prophecy gewgaws draped over the film can’t hide how gratuitous and inconsequential they are.
Overall...an awful, badly written and directed film that tries to hide its lack of ideas and characterization behind the name of a much more intriguing film. Pretty much the bottom of the barrel.