|"Stare at my crazy face! STARE, I say!|
1) Here is the major problem with this film--while comedy should be played straight, the cast plays it so straight that the humor dissipates, leaving just a sad copy of 1970‘s blaxploitation cinema. For most of its running time, before the story finally gets silly, it’s just dull.
2) I get it that this is a vanity project of Michael Jai White (you say labor of love, I say vanity project). That doesn’t mean that Jai White is any good in the role. He never gives us a sense of Black Dynamite as a character, his overtly earnest delivery never rising above being a guy playing dress-up. He never gives us a sense of the character and his relationship to the world is (unlike, let’s say, Leslie Neilson’s Detective Drebbin in the Naked Gun movies).White aims for Richard Roundtree but ends up hitting a second rate imitation of Dolemite.
3) Even though he also gives us the sense of a guy playing dress up, I appreciate how Tommy
|"I swear the talent in this movie is down here somewhere..."|
4) Seeing Nicole Sullivan playing Pat Nixon mainly makes me wish I could see more of Nicole Sullivan, well, pretty much anywhere.
5) Even though this film is only 83 minutes, there are scenes that just go on forever. One sequence, set at a version of The Pimp’s Ball, is obsessed more with introducing the actors doing cameos than advancing the story.
6) Yes, there have been blaxploitation films where the soundtrack plays as a Greek chorus, but they never repeated exactly what we’ve seen like this one does...and it’s not funny, it’s annoying.
So is that ‘Din-o-myte/Din-o-myte’ riff you play every time Jai White walks into a room.
7) I will admit that things do pick up once the script embraces the inherent silliness it obviously wants to be known for--but since that happens with only fifteen minutes left in the movie, it’s kinda too late.
|President Nixon will kung-fu your ass!|
8) I wonder who thought it was funny to have Black Dynomite’s back story contradict itself--first he’s promising his mother he’ll look after his brother, then he’s an orphan when the actor is obviously meant to be younger--but it only serves to make the viewer question the world the film is set in.
9) I didn’t realize that Kevin Chapman was the same one who played Detective Fusco on Person of Interest until he was cut down in a hail of gunfire. Which I guess says something about his chops.
10) I’m sorry, but that make-up effect of a fat guy displaying...something that ties in with the film’s MacGuffin...looks nothing like the thing it’s supposed to be.
Overall...An awful film that seems to be congratulating itself about how clever it is, yet is anything but. It actually makes me yearn for an appearance by Creeper The Hamburger Pimp (look it up)....